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Okay, I get it. He’s a handsome devil. He’s got a permanent case of the bedroom eyes. He just wants to prove that the truth is out there, damn it, and the truth happens to be that he wants to love you down, gurl.
But the fact remains that this guy is not only a creepy sex addict in real life, he also pretty much just PLAYS HIMSELF in every role. Way to be a one-note monkey!
David Duchovny: DOUCHE or NON-DOUCHE?
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Good job Nintendo at owning E3: Nintendo 3DS sounds AWESOME ↪
Here’s all the pluses so far brought to you by Kotaku!
The Nintendo 3DS is black and blue
• As promised, this is a glasses-free 3D device
• Two cameras on the outside of the device for 3D picture taking
• 3D depth slider on the side of the device
• Round numb analog stick called the “Slide Pad”
• Bottom screen is a touch panel
• Below the touch screen are Select, Home and Start buttons
• Underneath the A, B, X, Y buttons is the handheld’s power button
• Motion sensor and gyroscope
• Compatible with Nintendo DSi
• A camera facing the player above the portable’s 3D screen
• The ability to play 3D Hollywood movies, like Legends of the Guardians from Warner Brothers
• The 3DS launch game will be Kid Icarus: Uprising
• It is a powerful system, featuring improved graphics
• The 3DS periodically searchs for WiFi spots and other 3DSs
• Easy online navigation
• No monthly fee for Nintendo’s 3DS online access
• Nintendo is developing 3D Nintendogs
• More than twenty companies have signed on to develop for the 3DS
• The top screen is 3.5 inches
• Release date is TBA
Other than that Nintendogs thing, FUCK YEAH
- TWIGBy
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Know who’s totally not a douche, though? DAVID “GORDO” GORDON, TYVM.
Adam Lamberg: DOUCHE or NON-DOUCHE?
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Ugh. That is all I have to say. Ugh.
Adam Lambert: DOUCHE or NON-DOUCHE?
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This man usually never crosses my mind, but inspired by the ridiculous ass song of the day I just posted, I was just reminded of this douchebag’s existence.
Pete Wentz: DOUCHE or NON-DOUCHE?
